I'm a pirate, so I will now steal Justin's idea and post this up because I want to. But I'll do it in segments. Cause I'm crazy. Like a fox.


[Name] Joseph Craven
[Nicknames] Far too many to list, but Claven The Warm is the one I use most.
[Screen name] What do YOU think?
[Birthday] March 7th.
[Age] 16
[Weight] 174
[Astrological sign?] Pisces
[Chinese zodiac sign?] Dragon
[Location] The Dirty South
[Marital Status] Single.
[Eye color] Blue
[Height] 6 foot three/two. Depends on what mood I'm in.
[Shoe size] 13
[Parents still together?] Yes
[Siblings?] 3 brothers and one twin sister (who's a year older and not related to me)
[Nieces/Nephews?] None
[Kids of your own?] Nope.
[Grandkids?] Three. Don't ask how.
[Pets?] Yes.
[Education?] High School, fool.
[Rent, lease, or own your home?] Nope
[Have any credit cards?] Yeah, probably
[What do you drive?] Mitsubishil Galant